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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Made in the USA — with love, sarcasm, and a little Southern hospitality.

Our shirts are printed right here at home, in Florida and Texas. Two states, one mission: get you a shirt that's as ridiculously good as your childhood memories (minus the questionable safety standards). No shortcuts, no overseas mystery boxes — just good old American hustle.

Live outside the US? We've got your back too.

We've teamed up with awesome printers around the globe so wherever you are, your shirt shows up fast — no waiting around like it's 1994 and you're refreshing the mailbox for a mail-order X-Men comic. Modern shipping, nostalgic vibes. Best of both worlds.

Do you ship internationally?

Yep, we ship worldwide — because good taste doesn't stop at the border.

Wherever you are, we'll get our shirts to you. Shipping rates do vary by location though, kind of like how long-distance phone calls used to cost a fortune after 9pm. So do yourself a favor and check our shipping policy for the details specific to your neck of the woods — no surprises, no per-minute charges, we promise.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with your very own special number.

Think of it as a modern-day "the package is in the mail" — except this time you actually know where it is, instead of just trusting the universe (or your mom) like we used to. Watch it make its way to your doorstep, no landline required.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are soft, comfy, and built to actually last — like they were designed by someone who remembers when clothes had to survive recess, bike wipeouts, and being worn approximately 900 times before your mom noticed.

Gentle on the skin, tough enough for real life, and yes — cuddle-approved. Exact materials vary by item, so check the product page for the specifics. But the vibe is always the same: comfortable enough that you'll forget you're even making a fashion statement.

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