{"product_id":"apathy-is-my-superpower-t-shirt","title":"Apathy Is My Superpower T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGen X Apparel. Latchkey Kid Approved. 👕\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e🔑 \u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Built on the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 — soft, comfy, and durable enough to survive whatever nostalgic chaos you throw at it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e🔑 \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary slightly by color, because even our shirts have range) — keeps things lightweight and breathable, so you're comfortable from the first \"remember when\" to the last.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e🔑 \u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex, true to size — no guesswork, no sizing chart archaeology required. 🧢\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e🔑 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everything is made, packaged, and shipped right here in the USA — because we're the generation that learned to do things ourselves, and honestly, we're still doing that. 🇺🇸\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e🔑 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you're reliving the 70s, surviving the 80s, or just really miss the 90s, this shirt's got you. Comfortable, reliable, and a little bit sarcastic — just like us. 😎\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":52023059448129,"sku":"20694662762791527705","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":52023059480897,"sku":"27808574930328291721","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":52023059513665,"sku":"18290703639402983225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52023059546433,"sku":"20765607642538864771","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":52023059579201,"sku":"60320717408598121651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":52023059611969,"sku":"15152951488438809515","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":52023059644737,"sku":"90427069525867467237","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":52023059677505,"sku":"99891027709921473061","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52023059710273,"sku":"20068760268874927202","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":52023059743041,"sku":"54922698956862245117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":52023059775809,"sku":"15886354568743726364","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":52023059808577,"sku":"21540328321203121602","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":52023059841345,"sku":"35135737537430640495","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52023059874113,"sku":"29773335904325147897","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":52023059906881,"sku":"25758551519889750977","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":52023059939649,"sku":"19236253858174626415","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":52023059972417,"sku":"70771865000305963465","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":52023060005185,"sku":"11197634119478043563","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52023060037953,"sku":"14576781007273737789","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":52023060070721,"sku":"43477133804348895449","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":52023060103489,"sku":"23960302473092079485","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":52023060136257,"sku":"22416507803530677654","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52023060169025,"sku":"25974827423285194612","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":52023060201793,"sku":"20891858075006416544","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":52023060234561,"sku":"21561228882232639718","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0996\/9949\/1137\/files\/ApathyWhite.png?v=1787237347","url":"https:\/\/latchkeyclub.store\/products\/apathy-is-my-superpower-t-shirt","provider":"Latchkey Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}